I LOVE YOU BHIE
Him: Sometimes I can't figure you out!!! You get mad you hang up on me & it fucking pisses me off. I call back you tell me to fuck off. After trying and trying I'm just like 'Ok I'll just talk to her tomorrow' then YOU call and I'm like OMG! But wait it gets better!!! You call back I answer and somehow you end up hanging up on me AGAIN! And the whole thing starts over.
Me: LMAO I do it cause you piss me off & I know it pisses you off.
Him: IMA CHOKE YOU.
Me: LOL okk.